dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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