I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
