you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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