Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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