So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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