He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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