Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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