My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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