Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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