do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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