Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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