ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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