I'm gonna have a badass scar
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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