Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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