how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
