I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
