We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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