Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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