so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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