Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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