i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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