I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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