Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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