if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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