His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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