YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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