I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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