physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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