My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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