Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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