I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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