margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
