One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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