There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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