what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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