Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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