So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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