Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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