Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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