Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
