After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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