You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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