How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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