let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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