try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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