What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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