Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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