I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
