Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Randomize
