I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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